Miercurea ne inspira

Resume: a written exaggeration of only the good things a person has done in the past, as well as a wish list of the qualities a person would like to have.
Bo Bennett

I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.
Jeff Daniels

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
Mason Cooley